Is this real life?

Unfortunately I lost the notes I took during my last ladies lunch but these are the few bits I remember:

• My new friend admitted that one time she told a guy she loved him while hooking up...she did not love this guy.
• Another new friend and her boyfriend are dealing with a haunted vibrator; a little bit after they turn it off, it turns back on, falls to the floor and bounces around like a rogue football.
• Seven suspects that a guy she was seeing was only moving so quickly so that they would get married and he could stay in the country...is this a romantic comedy?

Gotta love Monday afternoon chats.

Love much,

Lavender